The Times - April 27th 1997
Oh,
the cheek of it - Liz Hurley and her friends like to smack each
other for fun. And so, it seems, do thousands of others. But why?
Christopher Middleton gets to the bottom of it.
Spank you very much
Embarrassing party games
The news that Elizabeth
Hurley is partial to a bit of spanking has sent a warm glow of
exitement across the cheeks of her admirers. As well as unveiling
a whole new range of career opportunities - the face of Estee
Lauder, the bottom of andrex supersoft - the story has come as a
revelation to those who thought spanking was the sole province of
naughty old home counties colonels and girls in jodhpurs.
According to Los Angeles,
a Hollywood-based magazine, Hurley belongs to a group of racy
English expats nicknamed the viles, for whom spanking beats the
pants off other party games. Of an evening, when they`re all
premiered out, the viles apparently go round to each other`s
houses and take turns to bend over a sofa, baring their glutei
maximi to the others. The object of the game is for the spankee
to guess the identity of the spanker. You can imagine the fun
they have.
Come christmas, the viles
all return en masse to England and regroup for their annual party,
hosted by Hurley`s big pal Henry Dent-Brocklehurst at Sudeley
Castle. And, of course, this bash would be incomplete without an
obligatory round of the spanking game. "Silly and naughty,"
is how Hurley describes it. "For people who don`t take
themselves too seriously," says Dent-Brocklehurst.
For people who`ve been to
Eaton too, says Cynthia Payne, the celebrated former madam, whose
expirience led her to the conclusion that most spanking
enthusiasts have a public school background. "You can tell
they got a taste for it along with all the cold showers,"
she says, "A lot of the time they like to dress up in school
uniform too."
Nevertheless it`s not just
the toffs who like a firm hand on their behind. According to the
anthropologist and author Ted Polhemus, the pleasure that can be
derived from a spanking session is available to all.
"The pain triggers
the release of opiate-like chemicals in the brain that have the
effect of producing an endorphin high," he says, "The
person who seeks to re-create it on a regular basis can be
categorised as an endorphin junkie."
According to the
psychologist DR Glenn Wilson, it may not be matron who gets boys
first interested in smacking, but mother. "My theory is that
your critical experiences before the age of three go into
determining what will be your sexual turn-on as an adult,"
he says, "And although you might not actually enjoy being
spanked as a child, the vividness of the expirience will impose
itself on your blueprint - and in later life you will want to re-create
it.
"Another
school for thought says that the appeal of bottom-smacking goes
back to the days when we were apes, and having a red bottom was a
mark of sexual attraction."
Ah, so that`s why Hurley`s
production company is called Simian Films. These days though,
spanking is spread across a much wider social spectrum than just
apes and aristocrats.
"There`s a lot more
of it going on than you might imagine," says DR Patrick
Magee, a sexual-behaviour expert based at the Bolton Institute.
"There is even some evidence that the role-playing and
dramaturgic elements of spanking can have calming, therapeutic
effect upon the people who engage in it."
Perhaps this is why so many high-flyers
indulge. Emma and Michael are city lawyers who met at a client`s
drinks party last year. "Michael and I went on a few dates,"
says emma, "He seemed like your regular kind of guy -
hardworking, intelligent and into football and the opera. One day
I was dressing a salad in the kitchen, I leant over to reach for
the olive oil and felt a sharp slap on my backside, it definitely
wasn`t just a friendly pat, that was when he first admitted he
was into spanking. I suppose he could have worse foibles."
James, a merchant banker, recalls being
invited to a party by a colleague. "Everyone seemed to know
one another," he says, "So I was the only one to look
shocked when it was suggested that they take turns to spank me.
At first I refused, but the whole room began booing and hissing.
I decided it was easier just to get on with it, it was incredibly
humiliating for me, but they all seemed to enjoy themselves
mightily."
While most spankers prefer to use their
hands, others invest in specialised equipment, made by the likes
of RGL Designes, a company based in Nelson, Lancashire.
"A lot of people go for a big leather
paddle," says Martin Page, RGL`s managing director. "Spanking
with the bare hand can often be quite unsatisfactory. Basically,
the woman doesn`t hit the man hard enough for him to feel it, and
when she does, she`s liable to damage her hand in the process."
Page has more than 19.000 names on his mailing list.
Spanking is now big business: Scores of
firms in Britain sell mail-order "Light corrective"
equipment. There`s fetters in London, Wendy Jane in
Cambridgeshire, and if you are in Plymouth, why not stop off at
Westward Bound for all your spanking needs? But it is in North
America that the sound of spanking is at it`s loudest. There is
even an academy of punishment in Menlo Park, California. So
institutionalised is rump-whacking that rather like hairdressing
salons in Britain, the businesses all have jokey names. In
Chicago therefore, you can buy equipment at the house off thwacks,
and in Vancouver you can stay at the picturesque Payne Manor.
Hurley and friends aside, the signs are
that spanking is now making it`s mark on mainstreem UK society.
This year sees the release of a British film called Preaching To
The Perverted, all about the rubber and bottom scene. It`s
directed by Stuart Urban (an ungentlemanly act) and stars Tom
Bell, Sue Johnson, and the dark haired actress from the Peugot
106 ad (Julie Graham) as a pvc clad dominatrix.
So discerning have Britain`s bottom-smackers
become that there is now even a sort of which? guide to the best
spank practitioners, called domina directory. You can also buy
any number of glossy magazines on the subject, one of which, Skin
Two, claims 30.000 readers per issue. Now that smacks of success.